Title: Bob Bryar was a Hufflepuff
Author: exorcise
Rating: P3-13, for owl related violence
POV: Third, Bob-centric
Summary: Bob Bryar is pretty bitchin'.
Disclaimer: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Author Notes: This is based on the epic, Jesus was a Hufflepuff. It is obviously a Harry Potter Crossover, and is not meant to be taken seriously at all. You've heard of purple crack? Well this stuff is rainbow. This won third place at mychemicaltest! (which was the greatest compliment since everyone's work was A+)
Warnings: lots of colons to represent dialogue, overuse of the word bitchin' as an adjective, lack of realism, lack of proper writing format, sparkles. Again, do not read if you're looking for anything serious at all.

( 'I get these urges to fuck off sometimes.' )

Bang, bang.
They shot me down.
Bang, bang.
I hit the ground.
Bang, bang.

My baby shot me down.



This journal will be used as a writing journal only.
Go in peace.